I’ll Do it Myself

(Walking together)

Asempa, let me hold your hand

No!

(Blending my stuff in the kitchen)

Mama, Nooooo! I’ll do it!

(About to wear left shoe on right leg)

Asempa, it’s not like that

No, it’s like that!

As if all the above are not enough, I finished parking my car today, my steering wheel in centre position, Asempa says it’s not like that and comes from the backseat that he’s coming to correct it.

Ei. Did I give birth to this boy or he gave birth to me?

He’s 2 years, 8 months today.